Never Fear!! Sum Ting Wong is here!!

First, it started with my eyesight going blurry. Then I felt a twitch on my left shoulder. My blood began to pump faster. I got an erection while signing some documents?? WTF?? Either the air-con was set to “Arctic Mode” or the paperwork was really getting to me. No more documents signing today. Don’t want my clerks to see me walking around with a bulge in my pants. While replying some company emails, I thought I saw the Garfield magnet (which was sticking on my computer’s glare guard) gave me a wink and grin. WTF?? SHIET!! (1 minute later, Garfield ended up in the trash..don’t want my clerks to see me talking to a Garfield magnet. So Garfield had to go). Something was going on. Then it happened. My alter ego was taking over!!! OMG!!! Mr. Sum Ting Wong is here!!

There’s something weird going on today. I can’t put my finger to it, but since my alter ego showed up, I believe it must be the anxiety in me. He only shows up on Fridays and when I’m feeling anxious. Besides getting an annoying phone call from someone who called up looking for “Ah Nga” and repeatedly calling 5 times AGAIN and insisting on speaking to this “Ah Nga” something weird is going on. Maybe I DO know what’s wrong and maybe I’m just living in denial. More details later, once I collect my thoughts and figure out what exactly I want yall to know.

Till then, Mr.Sum Ting Wong has got a world to save.