Am I even 5 feet 5?

"What's your height?"

Gosh, such a materialistic question. What happened to the get-to-know-the-person-before-judging? Are we pressured by society standards that guys cant be shorter then girls? Or someone forgot to tell me that it's actually a federal offense for a girl to go out with shorter guys. It sucks to be Amber Chia then, that's limiting her choices to non-Asian guys...wait, I take that back.

Does height really matter? I mean seriously. What's wrong with a girl goin out with a guy who's head is at the level of her shoulder? I mean the guy's just at the right height to give em boobies a tornado tongue session no?

Gone are the days of people admiring your inside beauty. Seriously who gives a fuck if you've a heart of a Saint when your face is no different from a cow's ass.

I mean, ask yourself this...if you gotta choose to hang out with either of these 2 person who would you choose?
1.) a Brad Pitt look-alike who's really thinks and talk like a selfish, aragont, loudmouth retard who would sell his own mom for a pack of ciggarates,
2.) OR would you rather hang out with a kind and helpful dood who wouldnt even need to think twice of givin up his life for someone on the streets, eventho by looking at him you'll need the willpower of Superman to stop yourself from puking last christmas dinner.

Meh, the answer is obivious. People wanna be with people who's easy on the eyes. Well, thankfully not all of course.

My choice? Lol..I'd rather stay home and play some computer games. Who would wanna hang out with these 2 weirdos anyway?

BAH!! What's my height? I'm 6inches...that's before gettin a hard-on suckerrrr!!