To bone or not to bone

What do you do when your ex-girlfriend comes visiting on the weekend?
What do you do when both of you are all alone in your apartment?
What do you do when you're feeling a bit nostalgia and wanna rekindle the passionate love-making (or just feeling plain horny)?

In normal situations, people will get horny, things will start to heat up and the day gets interesting. I remembered things got kinda hot when my 1st ex-gf came over to "get her stuff"...TWICE...yeah, she got her stuff aaiiight.

Unfortunately, the current state of my life is not normal and like this blog, it's boring and dumb.
Fortunately like all blog entries, this deserves to be posted up coz I know someday, I'll re-read this post and laugh at my own sorry ass and I'll be banging my head on the wall for not attempting to get in her pants. Infact I've starting to regret right bout now.

Excuse me while I introduce my forehead to the concrete wall.
Pfft...

Ok, on a serious note, it's good to see her again and catch up on each other's life. To conclude, I’m contend for the both of us. Not Happy, just contend. Coz I be happier getting laid, noeyamsayin?

But seriously, I surprised myself for conjuring up such an amount of will power to prevent things from happening.
Guess it goes to show that I've managed move on huh?

What's good for your conscious is bad for Mr.Woody

2 guys and a plastic box

Wikipedia's defination on Courage : Courage is the ability to confront fear, pain, danger, uncertainty or intimidation.

Check this out. These 2 guys used a make shift boat, rowed into the middle of a lake at night and haul mandarin oranges on Chap Goh Mei*. Now THAT’S what I call a real definiation of courage.

Background on Chap Goh Mei (Quoted from http://www.kyspeaks.com/) : On the night of the 15th day of Chinese New Year, girls throw oranges to the lake in the hope of getting good husband. The modern twist is that they write names and phone numbers on the oranges in the hope that the right guy hauls it up, contact her, and bla bla bla..

Unless I got a gun in my face, I don’t think I could pull a stunt like that especially with so many people watching. Hell, I even got problem walking up to a girl I fancy and chating with her.

Maybe that explains why I'll be spending valentine alone. Gutless fool.