Who's Turning Two?

Due to horrible parking facilities and my sympathy to a certain couple whom had some incident with Zouk's staff, I've stop going to Zouk for quite awhile.

20+ happening Clubs in the City, but why do EVERYONE have to choose to party at Zouk? ALL my colleagues and friends goes to Zouk ONLY!!! Therefore, I havnt been partying for quite awhile and it's very sad and pathetic that I've to stay at home and watch DvD or play computer games while my colleagues are out there partying in the ViP area.

What's worst is, almost every month my company is one of the sponsors (monetary and product sponsor) for Zouk's event. So every now and then, I get Invites that I keep in my drawer and stare at them while my colleagues goes partying...without me!!!

Considering that I've deprive myself for so long, I shall pity myself and head down to Zouk for a lil' partying tonite, ya?
*Man I'm such a hypocrit*

Speaking of those invites, I'm now starring at Zouk's ViP Invite for their 2nd anniversary event tonite. I should party till my hearts contend before I turned 30 aye?

Oh gawd, Dresscode : 13th Century Glam?

If I have to wear something like Casanova,fuck that... I'd rather skip the event and head down to Loft for some TAG action. Or maybe check out DJ Bert at Velvet.

Speaking of DJ Bert... that's not the "coolest" DJ name I've ever heard in my entire life LOL. I've never seen/ heard him spin before. Shall check it out.

Let's hope his skills are a lot more cooler then his DJ-ing name.

Am I even 5 feet 5?

"What's your height?"

Gosh, such a materialistic question. What happened to the get-to-know-the-person-before-judging? Are we pressured by society standards that guys cant be shorter then girls? Or someone forgot to tell me that it's actually a federal offense for a girl to go out with shorter guys. It sucks to be Amber Chia then, that's limiting her choices to non-Asian guys...wait, I take that back.

Does height really matter? I mean seriously. What's wrong with a girl goin out with a guy who's head is at the level of her shoulder? I mean the guy's just at the right height to give em boobies a tornado tongue session no?

Gone are the days of people admiring your inside beauty. Seriously who gives a fuck if you've a heart of a Saint when your face is no different from a cow's ass.

I mean, ask yourself this...if you gotta choose to hang out with either of these 2 person who would you choose?
1.) a Brad Pitt look-alike who's really thinks and talk like a selfish, aragont, loudmouth retard who would sell his own mom for a pack of ciggarates,
2.) OR would you rather hang out with a kind and helpful dood who wouldnt even need to think twice of givin up his life for someone on the streets, eventho by looking at him you'll need the willpower of Superman to stop yourself from puking last christmas dinner.

Meh, the answer is obivious. People wanna be with people who's easy on the eyes. Well, thankfully not all of course.

My choice? Lol..I'd rather stay home and play some computer games. Who would wanna hang out with these 2 weirdos anyway?

BAH!! What's my height? I'm 6inches...that's before gettin a hard-on suckerrrr!!