Of F.O.C's and staff welfare

Recently I'm caught in an awkward situation whereby I would like to believe I was offered sex by a co-worker a few days ago. And that happened twice this week.

I'm sure she said it to pull my leg, but of course it would increase my epeen to think otherwise.

What happened was a group of us were planning on watching Omen. She refused to join us and told me she would be afraid to sleep at night. Then she added "I would watch it if you were to accompany me to bed" - (in her own exact words translated from Cantonese). Plus she mentioned yesterday that she would be home alone for the whole week kinda made me question her motives. The 2nd time she mentioned that again, another fellow colleague overheard that and has been giving me weird stares and stupid grins ever since.

I dread to think that rumor mongers might escalate this info to turn my “innocent” image to a sex hungry monster who sleeps with his co-workers. It's will turn ugly if that happens. You see, I'm not the kind of guy who would "Eat and Shit at the same place" -the term my friend use to describe the situation. Not that HR can do anything about our "after hours" activity tho.

Maybe that explains why a couple of my female colleagues have been unusually friendly towards me these past few days...which is not necessarily a bad thing...except for the fact that they are either not hot...

....or above 30.

Of coffees and cuties

Picture this, I walked into Starbucks (@Jaya Supermarket) and que up on the counter. A girl waiter greeted me, took my order and while waiting for her colleague to prep up my mocha, she attempted to strike up a conversation with me. Nothing wrong with the picture right? Especially so when the above-said girl is cute and blushing away the entire time (which later she claimed she got sunburned earlier playing basketball).

So nothing wrong with the whole picture and in fact it could actually lead to an interesting evening.

Except that of all things, she talked about football.

.....

Okay I'm not gay but I belong to the small faction of straight guys who has no interest in the ongoing World Cup. The only "Cup" I'm interested in is a D-size but let's not get side-tracked.

To me it's just like every other sport. It's something I would watch at the mamak/pub while having a drink but I wont purposely stay for the entire match. I have no idea why the entire world is fixated on this sport of 22-man chasing after a leather ball in a green field.

So how did the evening ended? Of course with me grabbing my Mocha and leaving immediately before she asked me which team I was supporting. You know why...?

...Coz I would have answered "urm...our Malaysian football team?"

Note : Later in the night, I surf the net for a listing of Football teams in the World Cup just incase someone else ask me a similar question.

6/6/06

Revelation 13:18 : " let him who has understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six."

Is todays date 6/6/06 merely a curious number or could today be the end of the world? For calendar gazers, there's something about the number 666 that instills fear, hope and even humor in some people. There's a lot of apocalyptic theory, theology and mathematics that links the number 666 as the number of the "Beast".

Of course in this case the "Beast" is also known as the Antichrist and not the blue-dyed mutant Beast in X-Men.

To me, it's just another boring day at work. To commemorate this rare date, I'm gonna grab a dvd and some beer to celebr....urm...

...who am I kidding, I don’t need a reason for beer =)

Check this out, it's A Fun Collection of Beastly (666) Numbers


Here are some of my personal favourites :
666 = Biblical Number of the Beast
665 = Number of the Beast's Older Brother
667 = Number of the Beast's Younger Sister
668 = Number of the Beast's Neighbor
999 = Number of the Australian Beast
333 = Number of the Semi-Beast
66 = Number of the Downsized Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
665.9997856 = Number of the Beast on a Pentium
000666 = Zip Code of the Beast
1-666-666-6666 = Phone & FAX Number of the Beast
1-888-666-6666 = Toll Free Number of the Beast
1-900-666-6666 = Live Beasts, available now! 1-on-1 pacts! (Only age 18+)
666-66-6666 = Social Security Number of the Beast
Form 10666 = Special IRS Tax Forms for the Beast
6.66% = 6 Year CD Interest Rate at First Beast Bank of Hell
666-I = BMW of the Beast
WD-666 = Spray Lubricant of the Beast


p/s. Can anyone tell me if there's any pre-apocalypse sex orgies goin on near my area?

Ghost of the past

He looks at himself in the mirror.
Like a horror flick his image snickers under its breath and menacingly glares back even as he stood still.
His image then turned it's back on him and walks away into the pitch black background of the mirror
As the size of his own image grows smaller, he feel the emotional weights from his own past being lifted off.

Regrets, painful memories, sad moments, heartbreaks all fading away into the void symbolized by his image walking away from him
The phantom of his past leaving him. He felt free from emotional bonds. He thought to himself "Finally, I can live".