The Bane of freshly Cleaned cars

I think God has a weird sense of humour.

The day after washing my car (ie.after midnight), it rained. So basically, my car doesn’t look like it's been washed at all. I dunno whether to cry or to laugh. Cause thinking about it, I feel rather foolish. If anyone caught me washing it at midnight again, do me a favour...get a gun and shoot me.

Dammit, my car has lost the Head&Shoulders smell.

Temporal Insanity

I think I'm slightly obsessed with my new car. Yesterday I had this sudden urge to wash my car, and I did...at 12.30 midnight.

Ok, so maybe "Slightly obsessed" is too mild of a word to describe the state of my mind at that very moment. Washing car past midnight...oh man, wtf was I thinking?

I just feel like a small boy who just got a new toy.

Anyway, while I was getting the stuff ready for the wash, I realize I've prepared everything except bringing the cash wash shampoo from my hometown. So I thought "Hey, if I dont have car shampoo, I can use hair shampoo to wash my car right? Both are shampoos anyway"


I cant go wrong with Head & Shoulders, right? I mean, if Head & Shoulders is gentle enough on my hair, it should be gentle enough for my Baby. Besides, that's the shampoo they used rid earth from alien menace in Evolution!!

So cool, now my car smells like my hair!!

Goodbye Baby

I just went thru a divorce
Just said goodbye to my wife
Just move out all my stuff from her place
Just signed all the documents for our separation.

But I'm not feeling sad....Why?

Coz I just meet her replacement
Just went out for a ride with her
Just took her home
Just gave her a bath =P

My new wife is gorgeous. She has a big "behind" tho. But then we guys know the advantages of a bigger "ass" =P.





Oh btw, I'm taking about my new car.

WoW = World of Whatdafuck

My ego just took a severer beating. It like look it just got pummeled to the dirt. You get the picture.

Oh the irony. Those of the fairer sex who doesn’t catch my interest, gives me their utmost attention. While the girl that most of the time occupies my conscious mind, pays no heed to me.

So WTF right?

It's very rare that I get a chance to have a conversation with her, but when I do get the chance, something will come up (eg.Phone ringing, other people interrupting, call of duty, etc) interrupting my attempt to make a small chat with her. I've been trying to setup a lunch date with her, but it's either I'm busy, she's busy, her colleague is eating with her, or maybe...she's just avoiding me? I dunno.

Maybe it's just face problem.

Chiang Mai... ai mai?

"….. I m looking for a partner to go Chiang Mai, 12-16 Aug, u interested?"

This was sms I got from an ex-colleague of mine. Female la of course. If male requesting for "holiday partner" I sure delete the phone number okay?

Call me naive, but how am I supposed to reply back? "Let's skip Chiang Mai, instead come to my apartment tonight? Or "I need to ask mommy if it's alright for me to go on a 1on1 holiday with a girl". What happens if she takes advantage of me and steals my virginity? Then how? Gone lor.

But seriously, kenot one le, she made no previous attempt to ask me out, but now suddenly ask me to go for a holiday in Thailand with her alone? Maybe it’s just a sincere request and she’s just wants someone to accompany her on her holiday.

If I agree to go with her, that's just me being horny and hoping I'd get laid. Coz I believe in an ancient Chinese saying “Got free food, don’t waste”. But no need to go so far rite?? She's a nice girl and all, but it's kinda awkward. If it's a group outing, then I don’t mind taking a break, but just the 2 of us makes it really weird.

So I was forced to make a little white lie, to avoid hurting her feelings and to avoid myself getting stuck in an awkward situation.

Hope she took it well.